Knock, Knock JOKES!


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Dishes. 

Dishes who?

Dishes a nice place to be! 

HAHAHA. 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda! 

HEHEHE!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me THAT’S who! 

HEhaHE. 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cows go. 

Cows go who?

No, cows go moo! 

HEHAHEHAHE!!!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Boo. 

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

HAhahaha. 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better knock, knock joke!

HAHA. 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

Kanga roo! 

HA HA HAHAHA! 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

A little old lady. 

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

HAHAHAHAHhehe! 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

I didn’t realize you were a nut! 

HAHAHAHAHAHE!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Theodore!

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing? Open the door!
Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!

HAHAHEHEHAHAHAHHEHE! 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Police. 

Police who?

Police stop telling knock, knock jokes! 

HAHA.  Okay. 

Could you tell which jokes I liked better based on my “HAHAHA” at the end?  Yeah.  Thanks SuperDuper for helping me with the jokes!

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