A Conversation With Me, Myself, and I

Me: I’m here, guys!  I’m here.  What?  No one’s here yet?  And I was worried about being late.  Harrumph.  Myself: I apologize for arriving late.  What did I miss? Me: Nothing.  I’ve, uh, been waiting for a while. Myself: … You were late, too, weren’t you?  Me: Yeah.  Myself: Well, that just leaves– I: It’s okay, […]