Pottermore


So I got my Pottermore email… and… wow.  I can practically promise that I overreacted way more than you.  Did you scream?  Did you burst into maniacal laughter?  Did you cry?  I did all three.  I’m writing this as I’m on Pottermore, so you’re getting my first reaction.  Literally.  I got to Ollivander’s wand shop before I […]

LOL WUT?


There is a lady talking into a phone, confusion is written all over her face.  “What?” The lady says into the receiver.  “Are you sure?  How did that come about so quickly?” She listens for a while as the person on the other end calmly explains what happened.  “I know that, but whatever shall I […]

Enhanced Reality: I Have Super Strength!


The following story has been modified from it’s original version. It has been formatted to be more funny. The characters in this story are real people. There names have all been changed besides mine (Katie). It is your job to determine what is real and what isn’t. Time: 12:00 Place: School Activity: Lunch “Hey guys,” Katie […]